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📁 SERIES: INFINITE MONKEY THEOREM
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Given infinite time, a monkey at a typewriter will eventually produce Shakespeare. We are not waiting that long. These are the transcripts.

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Josh

· 2 min read
#josh

The name is Josh. You already knew that. New here. Never posted. Probably should have by now but that’s very Josh of me and I’m not …

Happy Wednesday

· 1 min read

87 degrees. First real hot day of the year and the AC is already dead because our neighbor watched his shit short for over an hour without turning his …

Mount Misery

· 4 min read
#wildfire#dispatch

Waking up on day two next to the Mount Misery Warming Hut in the driver’s seat of 4501, our mission was unclear. Four hours of consecutive rain …

Tuzaga, was it?

· 3 min read
#wildfire#dispatch#people

Day 0/1 of Cougar Creek, Engine 4501, E-573, and an unmarked truck driven by Engine Boss Trainee Robert Tuzaga with Engine Boss actual Connor Rupert …

Fragments of Justin

· 1 min read
#wildfire#people#quotes

“In Haver, Montana if you have a dog you can watch that joker run away for a week.” “I asked somebody how bad the mosquitoes are in …